An open letter to Kraft Foods
Posted By matt on July 6, 2009
Dear Kraft Foods:
I was going to submit comments or send an email via your website, but the “Contact Us” link brings me to a FAQ, with no discernible way to actually contact you. Therefore, you get a public letter which everyone can read.
I recently purchased one of your “Miracle Whip – All Out Squeeze” products, which feature a nonstick squeeze bottle in order to be able to get all of the dressing out of the container. I regret to inform you that I will no longer be purchasing this product, as I believe that the nonstick bottle coating is leeching into the product. Once consumed, the nonstick ingredient affects my bowels similar to the dressing.
I confirmed this by the following methodology:
Day 1: Turkey sandwich with Miracle Whip
Result: Distress
Day 2: Ham sandwich with Miracle Whip
Result: Distress.
Days 3 and 4: The same turkey and ham, but with no miracle whip.
Result: Nothing abnormal.
Day 5: Turkey with Miracle Whip
Result: Distress
I feel this to be pretty conclusive proof.
Further, since my local grocer no longer sells small containers of Miracle Whip save in squeeze bottles, I will no longer be purchasing this product.
Sincerely,
Matthew Caron
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Better yet, Make your own mayo. it's ridiculously easy.
Or just not add mayo to my sandwiches. It's not like I need it anyway.
If you really want to reach an audience write to these guys and let them know about the product.
http://consumerist.com/