meme
Posted By matt on August 31, 2008
Hat tip to
1. They are watching TV. What are they watching?
Project runway.
2. You're out to eat. What kind of dressing do they get on their salad?
Some variety of vinaigrette – generally balsamic-based.
3. What's one food this person doesn't like? What's one food this person could not live without?
Beans. Ice cream.
4. You go out to the bar. He/she orders…
A cosmo, made with the best vodka they have.
5. What size shoe do they wear?
Men's size 10. I don't know what that is in women's but she fits in my shoes just fine.
6. If this person were to collect anything, it would be…
American Girl dolls (and she does)
7. What is their favorite type of sandwich?
Our fancy turkey and swiss with the rasberry wasabi mustard, some mixed greens tossed in some balsamic vinegar with some slices of sweet onion on top, all on either Portuguese sweet bread or potato bread, and grilled in a panini press.
8. This person could eat ______ every day.
Yogurt.
9. Favorite cereal?
Crispix
10. This person wouldn't be caught dead wearing?
An oilskin drover.
11. Favorite sports team?
The Mighty Ducks (like, from the movie).
12. Who will he/she vote for?
McCain.
13. What is their sign?
Scorpio
(There are a bunch of numbers skipped here.. odd)
16. How many states has this person lived in?
2
17. What is his/her heritage?
Swiss, German, Polish
18. You bake them a cake for their birthday. What kind do you bake?
Tiramisu (though that isn't baked)
19. The CD I would probably find in their vehicle is…
None, since we put in the new stereo which talks to the iPod. But, if there were a CD, it would likely be a mixed country CD.
20. What can you do that will guarantee a laugh from him/her?
Be shmoopy, especially if it involves talking baby talk to kitties.
21. Does he/she get along well with their family?
Yes.
22. If money wasn't an option, I would buy him/her…
A fully restored early '70's Super Beetle, along with a private track upon which she can drive it, because they're not really super-safe on the road. Then I would try and find a near-identical color scheme New Beetle in a turbo ragtop for a daily driver. Finally, we'd get the existing New Beetle all set up with a new suspension, porsche racing engine, short shift kit, body ligtening, etc… ever see a pimp mustang get blown away by a yellow beetle with daisy wheels?
Oh, and a new fancypancy iMac because her dual G5 shat itself, and all my normal PC and Sun diagnostic tricks do nothing for trying to figure out why her Mac won't boot (especially since it won't even POST, and it's not like we can go swapping components around).
Then I would buy her the 30 acres next door so I can build a range on it, and that small commercial building out on 29 so I can run my own gaming shop. Why? Well, those are the two things about which I complain the most, and if I would stop being miserable living here, I think she would be a lot happier.
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